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me at arm's length with a broccoli floret</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-17T12:21:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/23/this-is-life-after-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc02046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02046</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc01908.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01908</image:title><image:caption>Daft posing. I cry because I miss Him so...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T08:39:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/20/ways-to-spend-an-idle-moment/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-05T10:18:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/18/the-greying-boxer-shorts-with-the-hole-in-the-crotch-and-other-pressing-issues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc03602.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03602</image:title><image:caption>Him, her, me. Allegedly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-26T13:35:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/16/gypsy-rose-lie/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-18T09:39:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/12/an-acceptance-speech/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-13T11:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/10/hairy-low-voice-no-interest-in-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/stilettos-for-guys-men-in-high-heels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stilettos-for-guys-men-in-high-heels</image:title><image:caption>A man who likes shoes. This is NOT my non-date.

(photo credit:  www.datehookup.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-12T19:12:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/08/next-weekend-it-could-be-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc02288.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02288</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-23T10:06:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/05/the-gift/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-14T09:20:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/03/a-patrick-stewart-style-quadruple-take-type-situation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc03434.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03434</image:title><image:caption>See that white-haired bloke at the lights - that's not Steve Martin. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T09:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/09/01/in-the-event-of-my-death/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-04T10:48:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/30/the-poisoned-fish-finger/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-03T09:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/28/shits-n-giggles/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-29T20:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/26/open-letter-to-my-dead-husband/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-29T20:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/25/life-goes-on-and-assorted-other-cliches/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-26T19:51:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/23/on-turning-38/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-25T18:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/22/within-a-couple-of-hours-i-knew-i-would-be-free/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-22T21:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/21/hymn-to-him/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc02528.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02528</image:title><image:caption>You're so cool. (Except perhaps in those wellies)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T13:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/20/the-big-uh-oh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc03294.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Mary Berry masterpiece</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-21T22:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/17/griefs-the-monkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/01-monkey-giving-the-finger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>01-monkey-giving-the-finger</image:title><image:caption>An irritating, parasitic little shit. (picture credit: www.02vavara.wordpress.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-20T22:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/13/a-macabre-head-banging-delusional-freak/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-14T11:25:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/12/the-seven-year-bitch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sorry_1_396x222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sorry_1_396x222</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T13:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/10/battenburg-chin-hair-dead-spouses/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-10T09:37:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/06/brace-brace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/article-2204492-150f66a1000005dc-345_634x352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-2204492-150F66A1000005DC-345_634x352</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-07T15:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/03/him-and-her/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc02684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02684</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-12T18:33:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/02/the-duchess-of-hazard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nofunx.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-03T21:06:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/08/01/please-send-back-my-leg-warmers/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-03T10:50:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/30/a-head-full-of-funk/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-15T15:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/29/buzz-buzz-thwack/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-01T00:19:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/28/this-is-not-a-suicide-note/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc03275.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03275</image:title><image:caption>Me writing a message down for Granny on the whiteboard, as she couldn't hear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-30T12:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/26/were-not-going-on-a-summer-holiday/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-01T00:28:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/25/a-chimp-with-a-gun/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-27T04:00:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/23/the-cynical-imp/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-25T16:11:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/21/death-mask/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-23T18:47:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/20/ooo-hebburn-is-a-place-on-earth/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-18T09:36:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/18/its-better-than-drinking-alone/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-19T19:38:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/17/a-slippery-little-customer/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-19T08:39:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/16/an-inbox-full-of-arnie/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-19T08:36:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/14/if-you-died-id/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc03355.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03355</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T08:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/13/an-argument-for-staying-drunk/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-14T22:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/12/kevin-mcclouds-secret-to-anti-ageing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/kevinmccloud250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kevinmccloud250</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-13T19:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/10/would-you-love-me-if-i-walked-like-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc01615.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01615</image:title><image:caption>M</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T09:54:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/09/northern-exposure/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-11T02:21:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/08/the-prophecy-of-the-bald-surgeon/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-09T20:27:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/03/a-very-moving-moment/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-09T20:28:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/02/lady-in-waiting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/886910_10151322309571657_1406499682_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>886910_10151322309571657_1406499682_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/883278_10151322318116657_970659820_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>883278_10151322318116657_970659820_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T20:50:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/07/01/on-homesickness/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-18T08:49:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/06/30/dirty-old-town/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-14T06:45:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/06/28/meep-meep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/54226.jpg</image:loc><image:title>54226</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/balloon.gif</image:loc><image:title>balloon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wile-e-coyote460_medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wile-E-Coyote460_medium</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-19T10:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/06/26/4097/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nigelcarry_2102807c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NigelCarry_2102807c</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T08:43:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wifeafterdeath.com/2013/06/25/beware-housework/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-13T08:24:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></u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